Potty mouth

I’m sure you see this title and remember that I have 9 year old twins. Well that would be too easy and would potentially not make it to be the first blog under the, “can’t wait it up..” category. So let’s turn to the next suspect, my sweet 4 month old, black lab puppy Bear. Yup, now your headed in the right direction. Oh but wait, isn’t that normal for dogs? Well, that’s where the title of this category makes more sense for this post. I’ll stop beating around the bush.

So this morning I was taking my morning meds and I could hear Bear drinking water. Cool, no big deal. Well then I realize he’s not drinking out of his water bowl..oh shit, ewww! Yup, it’s the toilet! Sweet! So I start yelling his name and of course in true puppy fashion he doesn’t listen. Now mind you, this is the first time he’s ever done this, like actually! Anyway, I get to the bathroom to pull him away from the toilet only to realize there is pee in the toilet!! Insert mom voice! I go into the playroom to tell the twins that whoever didn’t flush needed to do so. Que the typical twin response.. They look at each other and and then say each others names! I said, “excuse me!?” Then my son looks at me and says, “coco didn’t flush first.” Double ewwww!!!! Yup, both of my twins are apparently Neanderthals and don’t know how to flush!! Well in true, my luck fashion, Bear runs in and jumps on the bed in the play room, where the twins are laying, and I said, “don’t let him lick you because he was just drinking your alls pee!!”

Then I found myself relying on what saves the ducks. Only we use the green bottle because we need the antibacterial in this house, obviously.. thank you Dawn for helping me clean up my potty mouth this morning! Happy Saturday mamas! Until next time, keep killing it 😘